April 2010
1 post
#919561 →
A: > Try playing Quake 4 on an Intel Video card. Let us know how you get on. B: > It looks as good as on an ATI/Nvidia card so far… B: > Hang on.. frame 2 is coming up.. yup still looks good.
March 2010
1 post
#1713 →
<odinnn> i used to be scared i would turn into a mexican if i ate too much mexican food
December 2009
10 posts
#244321 →
<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars <Cthon98> ********* see! <AzureDiamond> hunter2 <AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me <Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> ******* <Cthon98> thats what I see <AzureDiamond> oh, really? <Cthon98> Absolutely <AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2 <AzureDiamond>...
#105457 →
<fyre> i’d like to meet a CS chick, just once <fyre> and ask her if she wants a headsho
#89228 →
* Quits: crag— (crag@202.154.72.136) (Dead girls dont say no) * Quits: KiM (KiM@134.115.157.196) (going for a walk :p) <@ShowDowN> that is sick <@ShowDowN> we should ban him next time he comes in <@nekro> yeah, who the hell goes for walks
#64802 →
<Thom> How can a guy be offended by male nudity? <Thom> Did you have trouble showering? <Thom> OH FUCK OH FUCK ITS A PENIS
#31324 →
<Dopefish> there is sometimes a denial stage in drinking <Agg> no there isn’t!
#300769 →
Nick A dot: so you dont believe in aliens? xxh0tsumm3rfunxx: no Nick A dot: so you believe that in this whole unfathamably huge universe, we’re the ONLY life? xxh0tsumm3rfunxx: yep, thats the way God made it xxh0tsumm3rfunxx: and theyre not mentioned in the bible so they obviously dont exist Nick A dot: i see… do you believe in dinosaurs? xxh0tsumm3rfunxx: well yeah of course, weve...
#300794 →
<Nub> Can someone explain to me how cells divide? <K4rli> o <K4rli> 0 <K4rli> 8 <K4rli> oo
#300807 →
<mr_daemon> I also set a reminder to clear the floors on the days the roomba is scheduled to run <mr_daemon> Because Roombas are a bit like puppies <mr_daemon> Somtimes you come home to find a bunch of shredded papers and kleenex all over the floor, electronics tossed around and wires everywhere with the roomba in the middle, its red light pulsing
#105985 →
<Dio> Was it Jimi Hendrix who said “if I make a mistake, I just keep repeating it, then it’s not a mistake any more”? <Karg> Might well have been Bill Gates.
#297667 →
<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!! <Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key <Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!! <Judge-Mental> fuck me
November 2009
37 posts
#30509 →
<Nookadum> I need to learn html can anyone help? <Blar> Sure. Just put this on your webpage and when you go there a cool editor for it will come up - N<br>o<BR>o<BR>k<BR>a<BR>d<BR>u<BR>m<BR><BR>S<BR>u<BR>c<BR>k<BR>s<BR><BR>C<BR>o<BR>c<BR>k. <Nookadum> Thanks. * Nookadum has...
#10859 →
<BigTongue> man, look at this slut on the price is right… bob barker is having a viagra attack
#5298 →
<chinger> My real name is Thoma <chinger> s <LimberDink> Well hello there, Thoma <LimberDink> s
#2061 →
<|shark|> if a guy took a home pregnancy test <|shark|> and it turned out positive <|shark|> what does that mean? <Merl> shark.. go see a doctor man ;-)
#1863 →
(nexxai) I think I’m gonna start a Fingernail Crud collection (nexxai) some people have Celebrity Hair collections (nexxai) mine will be fingernail crud (nexxai) not of celebrities though…they might scratch their ass alot or something
#1060 →
<tokage> ha ha ‘geek’ weddings - “Do you, GandalfGreyhame, take cyndrekit to be your lawfully wedded wife in uptime and down, for low processing power and high, till someone unplugs the power cord
#863 →
<rob`> where does an irish family go for vacation? <rob`> to a different bar
#3319 →
<Blaz_> zwhats the old bitches name on spin city <Blaz_> heather locklear <Blaz_> shes gota be 40 something <WS666> Heather is something like 40 but I’d drag my balls across a mile of broken glass to do her
#1023 →
for hookers in vegas its like $500 they better be fucking me while im playing quake and shit
#682 →
*** Gambit32 has changed the topic on channel #havok to: Masturbation: If brute force doesnt work, use a bigger hammer. <syx> eeeeek
#476571 →
<MacMantis> oh christ. a friend of mine just got another of his mothers world breaking text messages. <MacMantis> ‘GDAD DIED 5AM -MUMX’ <MacMantis> I honestly do wonder what is wrong with the woman.
#880444 →
PROTOtype2k6: Hey Fel you know the difference between Michael phelps and Hitler? Felathan: no clue proto. PROTOtype2k6: At least Michael Phelps could finish a race.
#879746 →
Dun fck wit meh: when muslim women come to my door i talk to them through the mail slot, see how they like it
#881388 →
Helrich: so i was at the diner this morning, and i was really hungry. Helrich: i got a big plate of scrambled eggs and started eating them super fast Helrich: when i stopped to breathe, half the plate was gone and i shouted DOMINATING!!! Helrich: everyone in the diner stopped what they were doing and stared at me for along time until someone from across the room shouted HUMILIATION!!! Helrich: I...
#860040 →
<JoshtheRipper> Brad do you have any issues with ” burn in ” on your plasma? <KnaveBrad> nope <JoshtheRipper> kool <JoshtheRipper> How well does it handle blacks <KnaveBrad> I have it bolted to the wall, so they can’t really take it without some serious work
#21814 →
<Swede> I WONDER WHAT GOD WAS THINKIN WHEN SHE CREATED THE MAN <Arcadian> I wonder what MAN was thinking when he INVENTED GOD…
#726567 →
<Ugarte> I think I was 12 at the time, and I was at this girl’s house for some kind of party… I think her name was Kate. <Ugarte> Anyway, at some point she said she wanted to show me something, and brought me alone to her brother’s room. She dug under his bed and took out a picture of a woman having sex with a dog. Then she kissed me. <Ugarte> I’m as...
#876463 →
<@vorien> Finally fixed the bot to do real-time language translation, check it out. <@vorien> lum, translate to spanish I am unable to accept a position at this time with your company. Thank you for your interest but I am an english speaking individual. <@lum> vorien: :( <@vorien> damn <@vorien> lum, translate to spanish I am unable to accept a position at this time...
#607291 →
<Caskie> Ive gotta try and write a 17 page letter, but i dont kno what to write <Fletch> Just write ‘i am a fish’ 400 times <Caskie? no! :P, thats a waste of paper <Fletch> Pfft,Im sick of people saying ‘dont waste paper’. If trees wanted to live, they’d all carry guns
#214810 →
<Fulgore> whats the complement to a 43 degree angle? <sparks> My you’re looking “acute” today <Fulgore> fuck you
#431987 →
Gear Grinder X: once, we had these total freak seventh day advenist (or whatever) freak ass neighbors Gear Grinder X: and this girl Lanna was a little younger than me Gear Grinder X: she was a bitch, and they were all totally religious Gear Grinder X: she threw rocks at me once on my bike, and so I turned around, and went to run over here Gear Grinder X: I was hauling ASS, and you know what she...
#886709 →
linkraceist: my printer is being rather communist atm necrokiss: lol, how so? linkraceist: in theory, there is nothing wrong with it linkraceist: but when i try to use it, everything goes wrong
#488793 →
<evilada>: Best suicide plan ever <mcm310>: what is it? <evilada>: you go up to the top of a roof <evilada>: string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level <evilada>: tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you’ll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched <evilada>: then you put super glue on your hands...
#884534 →
<Shift_Wreck> OMG guys you gotta hear this <Shift_Wreck> So i goes to the grocery store to pick up smokes and a frozen pizza. <Shift_Wreck> I get my things and head to the 12 items or less line. <Shift_Wreck> i get in line just as the guy in front of me is setting his items down on the conveyor belt thing <Shift_Wreck> his items were: get this <Shift_Wreck> a...
#891290 →
<@max> I wonder if uniball has ever thought of getting lance armstrong to sponsor their pens
#739936 →
<Turkeyslam> oh man I saw pure gold at lunch, I was sitting near this group of black guys at a table and they all had tucked in shirts and shit, looked educated, I think they were studying calculus or some shit <Turkeyslam> and across from there, there was another table with a bunch of white guys, all ghetto looking, three of them wore fucking grills, sagging pants, and one was...
#9336 →
<Undertow-TOoL> You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where the hell she is
#823214 →
<Cyan> Some dude tried to break in last night at like 2am, but I was on the comp and it’s like right beside the window so I heard the faggot. <Cyan> Anyways, I grabbed the folding chair and as soon as he was like halfway through I beat the fucking shit out of him. <Cyan> So he’s laying here unconscious and I call the cops. Once they get here, they search him and look...
#896406 →
Marshall: A friend of mine knows a band from his hometown who played on one of the ferries that go between Finland and Sweden. When they were about to board in Stockholm, the Swedish equivalent of the DEA shows up with dogs and everything, so the guys in the band freak out ‘cause they’ve (obviously) got their dope with them. After a few minutes of “fuck maaaan, what’re we...
#896918 →
<ianazza> jay you know if im wireless yeh <ianazza> well my son has broke his linksyst wirless adaptor <ianazza> can he use a usb memory stick while he gets a new adaptor# <JayR> a memory stick for what? <ianazza> to go wirless <JayR> a memory stick os for storing files on <ianazza> well to get on net <JayR> a memory stick is a memory stick m8...
#489851 →
<vic> 128kbps is good for music, but for a shower <vic> it’s way more than you need <Jewass> no way <Jewass> i need to feel my cleanest <Jewass> and we have lo-flo shower heads at my house <Nosnam> Its not a lo-flo shower head. It’s a low bandwidth shower head. <Kurt> golden showers <Nosnam> golden showers would be AOL <Nosnam> A...
#1484 →
(SiNs-) $1,599.99 (SiNs-) $1,599.70 (SiNs-) Save $0.29 (SiNs-) wow (SiNs-) if i go to bestbuy, i can buy a computer AND a peanut
#22793 →
<klockwerk> If you were on a bus full of gay guys would you get off? <cornelius> yeah <cornelius> wait… no <cornelius> shit
#338364 →
<Alanna> Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS’s is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders
#904758 →
<RetardedMonkey> How would you pronounce this child’s name? <RetardedMonkey> She spells her name….. “Le-a” <RetardedMonkey> This child attends a school in Livingston Parish, LA.. <RetardedMonkey> Her mother is irate because everyone is getting her name wrong. <RetardedMonkey> She says it’s pronounced…………….....
#217453 →
<@Chin^> My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert <@Chin^> just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating <@Chin^> So she calls me a pervert again?!? <@Chin^> there is no justice in the world…
#908184 →
<Twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it’s unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he’s a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she’s a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it’s a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it’s a shitty lock. That shut...
October 2009
4 posts
#3353 →
<mightyflo> why is the k in cmyk a k? <nitrifik_> cause it’s kool like dat. <mightyflo> cyan, magenta, and yellow kool-aid <mightyflo> that would go over pretty well with the geek crowd <mightyflo> they should market a new flavor that way <nitrifik_> CMYKOOL <nitrifik_> I’d buy it.